WANTED

A physical quantity given by the formula frequency*60. The suspect is known to be the leader of a violently dangerous, insanely absurd and unthinkably arrogant terrorist group known as MAJMA(Monkeys, Assholes and Jackasses for Molesting Anyone). The suspect is known to drink only wine, he burns every document that he memorizes and is known to use the best toileteries known to mankind. He claims to be one of the first hundred users of G mail, he also claims to see electric currents and fluxes in appliances and is intimately involved with the IITR alumini association. If you see such a person do not try to be a hero and catch him yourself contact us.

Issued in public interest by:

PUTA( People for Unethical Torture of Assisant-professors)