The 10 Commandments

these are list religious and moral imperitives blah blah blah...

1. there is only one God- the guitar
2. thou shall always carry a bag
3. thou shall grow your hair
4. every day is sabbath day there is no need to keep it holy
5. thou shall honour no one but yourself
6. thou shall call all the male dudes and the females dudettes
7. thou shall commit adultery at every given opportunity
8. thou shall not steal but can take anything left unattended
9. thou shall always be stoned and hence thou shall not bear witness, false or true
10. thou shall covet thy neighbour's wife, the house is optional